May 14, 2007
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Catching Up
I know some of you are waiting patiently to see the pictures of my trip and I will endeavour to post them as soon as I can. After two weeks away there is a backlog of stuff to catch up on. I love you all and thank you for your patience.
A Right ArseHo
It is not normal for me to post a damning censure of someone I know, especially a former friend, but in this case I will make an exception. And I’m doing so in honour of those people who are less fortunate and cursed with the inability to fight back against bullies. Some of us have been picked on and bullied during our tenure in school and some have the misfortune to experience such scum in the workplace.
In my case, I can take it. And dish it back.
His name is Alan Ho. Otherwise known as ArseHo. Or Goofy. And yes, he is really that ugly. Both externally and internally. No amount of cosmetic surgery can fix that physically. What about internally? Will he have a shot at redemption and see the errors of his ways? There’s more chance of winning the lottery. To reiterate what I told my close friends: a piece of shit will always remain a piece of shit. A turd doesn’t magically transform into a fragrant flower. While everyone in our social circle are maturing to reflect our age (although most of us are still young at heart), he is still trapped at the schoolyard level. He is the epitome of a son you would dread having.
ArseHo has been harbouring a huge chip on his shoulder for a long time and shows no sign of it abating. He feels the need to validate his low self-esteem and sad, pathetic existence by bragging about how he built his own house and how much it is worth, and picking on people and belittling them. Like me. But like I mentioned, I can take it and dish it back. However, I don’t feel the need to retort as it would mean stooping down to his immature level. He’d insulted the intregrity of my ex-girlfriend on a football forum purely on the basis of her nationality (he couldn’t even get that right) and I could have responded in kind about his “wife” (did she really marry him for his good looks and sparkling personality?) but why bother? His actions only demonstrate the insecurity of an obtuse and bitter infantile. Besides, he’d crossed the line and the gloves are now off. A friend pointed out ArseHo is just jealous of my lifestyle.
Unsurprisingly, ArseHo has no respect for others, including his friends. When he wasn’t asked to be a Hing Dai (Chinese equivalent of a page boy) by a friend getting married, he’d imposed himself to be one on the day of the wedding, and generally pissed a lot of people off on what should have been a happy occasion. Utterly disrespectful.
ArseHo thinks he is funny with his belittling of people but in reality he’s as funny as a plank of wood. His ability for put-downs is perhaps his only talent as he is absolutely talentless in anything else. It wouldn’t be surprising if that includes the bedroom.
He called me a fag but the truth is I am more of a man than he ever will be or hope to be. One person wears the trousers in his marriage and it certainly isn’t him. I’m glad ArseHo is not my friend as I would be deeply ashamed to be associated with such a poor excuse for a human being. I feel so sorry for him. Actually, I should feel sorry for his parents for bestowing such a retard onto the planet. The Earth is polluted enough already.
The question of my stooping down to his level sprang to mind as I wrote this. Maybe I have. But only for the duration of writing this piece. I know I will feel bad afterwards for drafting this post but I can take solace that once the emotion has passed, I can return to being the person I want to be instead of this vindictive ogre. Perhaps ArseHo will finally make a purposeful contribution to society by being run over by a bus. Lord knows the world will be a much better place with one less piece of shit.
One can only hope.
Genie In A Bottle
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
New Brakes Required
Comments (24)
Some people are just bitter and sad…..aka losers!! Why was he even invited to a wedding….does he have…omg.. friends?
I hope not, then the people on the bus would be inconvenienced.
I always look forward to your travel pics.
ryc: that’s what I wanted to write before but forgot…hahaha you put his photo up on your site!!! hahaha
I was tired cause i was up late on the computer.
Can’t call in sick for that reason. My fault after all.
I never understand people who feel they must be more important than others… it is sad.
Well, ok, soon, but we’re waiting…
I can only hope that at this age, this guy is completely clueless of his actions… if not, someone needs to give him a wake up call, unless he’s just a bitter man… and if that’s the case, we can only ask how he’s able to fall asleep at night.
hahahaha you posted a picture of arseho! hahahahaa that’s awesome! he must be quite an arseho for you post about him. =)
You know… I don’t think you’re stooping down unless you’re swearing and really, really insulting him. :p
How do you know he doesn’t read your blog?! lol.
why do people choose to be ho’s
haha, ditto La Enjel! does he read ur blog?
I know it’s horrible but I couldn’t help but laugh at that entry about ArseHo. What a despicable and sad human being.
ryc: he did try.
yeah, he’s pretty ugly
i love that u posted his pic!! at least i can steer clear if ever in future the slight posibility that i might ever meet him! it’s always good to not retaliate and don’t waste your time with people like that, but i feel sometimes people like needs to be told what a jerk they are because they probably think the sun shines out of their ass!
ryc: i am so busy with work and uni, and i find writing doesn’t come natural to me. so no update.
can’t wait to see your travel pics…!
hope you had a good trip!
I know too many guys like that.
lol… Let it all out david! Some people are just like that.. I usually just let them be and go out of their way to avoid smashing up their face with my spork.. XP
Ryc: I know.. T_T But I still liked it.. enough I guess.. I didn’t feel like I completely wasted my money.
Dude, sorry to hear about that, you didnt mention it to me when you were here. You guys are school boy friends, I know he has issues but dont burn your bridges.
that’s how losers make themselves feel better
ryc: where are you in london?
sorry to hear someone’s been pissing you off like that! I hope you don’t have to interact with him much o_O
I’ll beat him up for you. then you won’t have to feel bad.
Only in California. But fortunately, there is much more to see and do in California than just the In ‘N Out Burger.
dishes ? anytime ..haha
where abouts in London are you at ?
looking foward for the pictures =)
I can only assume this is a co-worker or someone in the social circle that’s hard to avoid interactions with. Cause really the only way to avoid being brought down to his level is ex-communicate yourself from him. Evil only begets more evil. And fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger leads to suffering…umm..yeah, something like that.
hey, hope you feel betta after venting… his nickname sounds suitable for him! haha!
make sure you post your pics soon! else i’d beat you to it! 