November 24, 2008


  • Italy Trip 2008

    Praiano – Tuesday 9th September 2008 

    I guess I would need more practice at shooting weddings in addition to having the freedom to roam around that the official wedding photographers enjoy. This is only the second wedding I’d attended as a guest possessing a DSLR. Besides, I think I’d found my niche: portraiture and travel photography.

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    I was wishing and wishing this little girl’s dad would move out of the shot but alas, not.


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    Rome – Wednesday 10th September 2008

    After a two-hour train journey from Naples to Rome, a short underground train trip, checking into our apartment, looking for a free street map, searching for the location of the shuttle bus that will transport us to the airport, we’d finally had time to explore the city. It was dark by then.


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    Piazza del Popolo


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    Piazza del Popolo


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    Piazza del Popolo


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    Piazza del Popolo


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    Piazza del Popolo


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    Piazza del Popolo


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    We’d found this delightful restaurant off a main road and tried it out due to a toptable sign on its window on my recommendation. In Italy, a full meal normally consist of an appetiser, first course, second course and dessert. I’d opted for a shank of lamb that fell off the bone and melted in the mouth accompanied by four(!) tasty roast potatoes.   


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    Not sure what this is


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    The Spanish Steps from the bottom


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    The Spanish Steps from the top


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    The Trevi Fountain


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    Making a wish at the The Trevi Fountain. I’d wished for Jessica Alba to divorce her husband and marry me without a pre-nup.


    Rome Thursday 11th September 2008


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    St.Peter’s Square, Vatican City


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    St. Peter’s Square with St. Peter’s Basilica in the background


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    Swiss Guards at the entrance of St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica – Baldachinno del Bernini


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica – Baldachinno del Bernini


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica 


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Inside St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Swiss Guards at the exit of St. Peter’s Basilica


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    Fancy-dressed traffic warden within Vatican City


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    Courtyard of the Sistine Chapel & Vatican Museums

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    Entrance to the the Sistine Chapel & Vatican Museums


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    Inside the Vatican Museums


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    Inside the Vatican Museums


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    Inside the Vatican Museums


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    Inside the Vatican Museums


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    Inside the Vatican Museums


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    Inside the Vatican Museums


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    Inside the Vatican Museums


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    Inside the Vatican Museums


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    Pic courtesy of Des

    Once you’d reached the Sistine Chapel, photography is prohibited and strictly enforced by the guards. But Des, with his tiny and slim Sony camera, managed to sneakily snap the famous Creation. Can you spot it?


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    Heading out of the Sistine Chapel and Vatican Museums


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    Heading out of the Sistine Chapel and Vatican Museums


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    Spiral stairwell to the exit


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    Monumento a Vittorio Emanuele


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    Monumento a Vittorio Emanuele


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    Monumento a Vittorio Emanuele


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    The Roman Forum


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    The Roman Forum


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    The Roman Forum


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    Italian cops checking out a passing hot tourist


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    The Colosseum


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    The Colosseum


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    The Colosseum


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    The Colosseum

     

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    The Colosseum  


    My apologies for taking this long to post the photos from the trip. So much to do yet not enough time. I will strive to post pictures quicker after my trip to Berlin.


    Men & Women’s English

    Men’s English

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = let’s have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
    11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

    Women’s English

    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want
    5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

    Dictionary For Women’s Personal Ads

    40-ish = 49
    Adventurous = Slept with all your friends
    Athletic = No boobs
    Average looking = Ugly
    Beautiful = Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally secure = On medication
    Feminist = Fat
    Free spirit = Junkie
    Friendship first = Former slut
    Fun = Annoying
    Gentle = Dull
    New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
    Open-minded = Desperate
    Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate = Sloppy drunk
    Poet = Depressive
    Professional = Bitch
    Romantic = Frigid
    Voluptuous = Very Fat
    Large frame = Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate = Stalker
    Widow = Murderer


    What Younger Brothers Are For

     

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