July 12, 2009


  • Should I Be A Twit?

    A workmate recently suggested that I should join Twitter as I always have a huge amount of opinions to express. He extolled how Twitter is perfectly suited for me. My own personal perception of Twitter is as a form of micro-blogging. And it’s no coincidence Facebook redesigned its status update as a reflection of Twitter. Even xanga jumped on the bandwagon with its useless Pulse.  

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    A couple of workmates follow a number of famous Twitters and gave me the low-down on how it all works. It might be interesting to follow certain celebrities renown for their stirring wit such as Jon Favreau and Stephen Fry.

    What do you think? Should I join Twitter?

     


    Brazil Trip May-June 2009

    Day 7 – Puerto Iguazú To Curitiba 

    The previous day Marcel and I checked prices for flights from Puerto Iguazú to Buenos Aires and discovering the cost were pretty reasonable. However, flights between Buenos Aires and Rio de Janeiro were quite expensive thus scuttling that plan. So Marcel suggested visiting the city of Curitiba before flying from there to Rio. Thunderstorms pounded Puerto Iguazú in the morning sparking an upsurge in business for the taxi service and leaving us waiting an hour for a cab to the bus terminal in Foz do Iguaçu.   

    The scheduled bus journey to Curitiba was 10 hours. After enduring a 8-9 hour bus journey in the Philippines four years ago, I’d vowed never to travel by bus again for long distances. Considering there is no nationwide rail service in Brazil there wasn’t any choice but to travel by bus.  


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    Soon after the sun had set, the bus was stopped by a police car, one cop boarded and sat at the back as it was escorted to a police station on the highway. The bus had passed numerous highway police stations on its journey without being stopped until now. I’d noticed the young local guy seated next to me pulled something out of his bag, hid it inside the small rubbish bag planted in front of us and tied it up. My perturbed state of mind hoped that the rubbish bag will be spared the search by the police otherwise the two of us would likely be detained.

    Not everyone were searched but sure enough, the guy next to me was body searched, his bag was rifled, a few questions were asked and then it was my turn. The cop fished out my camera from my rucksack and muttered something to me in Portuguese which naturally I didn’t understand. His words were repeated as he slowly rubbed his thumb against his index and middle fingers. That I understood. I understood completely and inexplicably. 


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    Prior to embarking on the trip, I took the precaution of applying duct tape to my Sony Alpha A100 DSLR to make it look tattered and unattractive to potential and opportunistic thieves. I had also done my research on scams prevalent in Brazil. One notorious scam run by the corrupt police is finding expensive electronics on tourists such as a DSLR camera and laptop, then informing them they have to pay an “import tax” which naturally the pigs cops pocket for themselves.

    Ignoring the not so dilapidated condition of my camera, the cop continued to pursue his bribe so I’d just played dumb: continuously shaking my head, shrugging my shoulders, flailing my hands. After five more minutes of failing to communicate with me the cop finally gave up. But not before finding the ticket for my luggage stowed below in the hold and requesting that I step off the bus. Alighting the vehicle, my eyes immediately trained on to four other police officers calmly rummaging through the luggage in the hold. A huge wave of relief cascaded over me upon the realisation my travel bag was padlocked. It was my firm belief that corrupt cops would happily pocket anything they find of value among the luggage. Once I’d retrieved my travel bag the senior officer approached me and drawing upon my blank face after he spoke some Portuguese, uttered the only English words he knew, “Open your bag.”

    Because my bag was padlocked and required my presence to unlock it, I was able to observe the cop search through the bag with meticulous precision. Another cop approached me and asked if I could speak Spanish which I didn’t. Even if I could it would not be in my interest to admit it. The reason being the cops could not be bothered trying to communicate with me as none of them spoke English so thus let me go. Returning to my seat I’d noticed the rubbish bag lying on the floor, untied. It was obvious the guy sitting next to me had retrieved his illegal possession, whatever it was.

    Looking out the window I’d watched a passenger being accompanied back to the station by two cops carrying his huge bag of probable counterfeit football jerseys. Ten minutes later the passenger returned with his merchandise intact, probably after having paid a bribe to secure its release. The bus finally resumed its journey over an hour later. Arriving in Curitiba just after 11pm, Marcel and I then had to contend with a complaining taxi driver as he took us to the Mercure Hotel. The staff at the reception were extremely friendly and pointed us to a nearby place that opened late for food. We had hoped to check out the 24 Hours Street which was close to our hotel but unfortunately it was under renovation.           


    Day 8 – Curitiba

    The weather was dreary with pockets of rain. But that didn’t prevent Marcel and I exploring the city centre after a late breakfast.


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    Bendy buses are not popular in London. They are a dangerous hazard for cyclists and a magnet for fare dodgers as payment can easily be evaded by boarding near the rear of the bus (take note budget conscious tourists). In Curitiba that problem has been eradicated by these novel tubes. 


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    Each tube has an assistant at the turnstile to collect payment before admission is granted. It almost operates like a train service.  


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    Building Blocks


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    Marcel getting in the way of my shot


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    Federal University of Paraná


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    For dinner we decided to opt for junk food and dined at Pizza Hut. Although it cost slightly cheaper than in Europe, my observation of the local clientele concluded the cost prohibited those below the middle-class from ever dining at such an establishment.  


    Day 9 – Curitiba To Rio de Janeiro


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    Our flight to Rio de Janeiro was scheduled for the afternoon although my preference was for the morning flight as it would have meant avoiding the rush hour upon arrival. Marcel didn’t want to wake up at 6am and possibly missing breakfast. Sure enough in Rio, the bus journey from the airport to Ipanema took an extra 40 minutes than scheduled. As soon as the bus reached Copacabana the unmistakeably boisterous vibe hits the senses absorbing one into the puissant atmosphere.

    After checking in our hotel, we explored part of Copacabana Beach and walked the felicitous length of Ipanema Beach. The distinctive sight of bodies jogging, rollerblading, skateboarding and cycling along the designated lanes adjacent to the beaches dominate the view.     

    Marcel and I headed out to a bar/club at 10pm in Copacabana where I met a couple of guys from London and another from Chicago. Ever since I’d landed in São Paulo, I was mistaken for a Brazilian Japanese and it was no different here. What I found infuriating were a couple of locals making a slant-eye gesture upon meeting me. I wasn’t amused and unequivocally vexed this point.

    To cut a long story short, said local had attended English school in East London for two years; took me (Marcel had long departed) to an all local bar at the other end of Copacabana with live music; felt like slapping the ignorant singer for making slant-eye gesture; partied and chilled at the locals’ apartment until 6am; declined their invitation to sleepover; headed back to hotel only to discover I had spent all my cash so no taxi; cannot even ride the public buses due to some reason the two way traffic all became one way in the opposite direction; so staggered 40 minutes along the entire stretch of Copacabana Beach; encountered two flirtatious transvestites; watched the beautiful sun rise; finally reached Ipanema and back to hotel; ate breakfast while watching the waves crashing and the early morning fitness joggers and swimmers; hit the sack at 8am having been up for 25 hours. 

    Got woken up at 10am by Marcel. Thanks buddy.  


    Day 10 – Rio de Janeiro

    I’d managed to crawl out of bed at around 1pm as my stomach was wailing for food (the breakfast wasn’t great). I wanted to see the beaches during the day and feel the hot baking sun. The temperature averaged 28-30ºC during the day for the duration of my stay in Rio and this is their Autumn.

    Beautiful people are plentiful in Brazil but Rio has an abundance of the most gorgeous and fittest women in the world. Being a straight and single guy I cannot really vouch about the men but reliable sources inform me that is also the case. That’s not to say Rio isn’t a place for couples to visit. Rio is also romantic. But ladies, and fellahs, if your partner possesses an ascetic roving eye which you are not happy about then give Rio a miss.


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    Copacabana Beach


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    Kids from the favelas playing football on Copacabana Beach


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    Kid from the favelas napping


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    A billboard that blows cold air at a press of a button


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    A local eatery, Lopes in Copacabana, that does sumptuous roast chicken


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    Marcel and I attended a football match at the Maracanã Stadium between Rio club Vasco and São Paulo team Corinthians where former World Player of the Year Ronaldo (the Brazilian not the Portuguese ponce) now plies his trade. The Maracanã will be hosting the World Cup Final in 2014, the second most globally watched sporting event after the Olympics.


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    We were seated right underneath the rival Corinthians supporters


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    And the taunting begins


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    The Maracanã makes for a rambunctious atmosphere. Everyone stood on their seats to watch the game which kicked off at 9.15pm.

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    Flares lighting up


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    The match ended 2-2. Not as exciting as the English Premier League.


    Day 11 – Rio de Janeiro

    With Marcel sleeping in, I’d headed to Corcovado (hunchback) where the statue of Cristo Redentor (Christ the Redeemer) is located.


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    Waiting for the cog train


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    Cog train to the top of Corcovado


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    Christ the Redeemer

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    A chapel sits beneath the statue


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    View from Corcovado

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    Passengers posing


    Next up was Pão de Açúcar otherwise known as Sugar Loaf. Two buses were required to reach this spot. I’d much preferred to catch the bus than the taxi as it allowed me to see more of the city and experience how the locals commute. To reach the summit of Sugar Loaf two cable cars are required. 

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    The first ascends 215m to Morro da Urca.


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    I’d waited until the sun began to set…


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    Then boarded the second cable car ferrying passengers to Pão de Açúcar


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    View from Pão de Açúcar


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    Rio at night


    Healing Touch

    An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick. The evangelist said, “For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand.”

    The husband placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, and closed his eyes.

    His wife saw what he did, and slowly whispered, “Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!”



    Nice Neigbour

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June 23, 2009


  • Brazil Trip May-June 2009

    Initially I wasn’t going to embark on this trip but factors at work contributed to a change of mind which I am grateful for because the experience of this holiday was amazing and exhilarating. Having visited nearly all the countries on my to-see list in Asia – with the exception of Laos and Nepal – my attention turned to Latin America. Costa Rica whetted my appetite last year and this opportunity to launch my first foray into South America was eagerly seized.

    There were much personal apprehension about visiting Brazil due to reports of high crime coupled with my not speaking Portuguese. Latin America is nothing like Asia. Where my physical chameleonic appearance afforded me the luxury to blend in with the locals in Asia, it would be worthless here. The fact that I would be travelling with a friend from Holland and that he is also an experienced traveller, having gained mileage in several Latin American countries negated my unfounded fears somewhat.    


    Day 1 – São Paulo

    Arrived late afternoon. My Dutch friend, Marcel, had arrived two days previously and was waiting for me at our hotel. After collecting my receipt from the pre-paid taxi booth, I’d jumped into the cab only to discover that the driver was illiterate so cannot read the address of the hotel. Eventually, he understood the name of the hotel and got me there.

    It had been two years and nine months since Marcel and I last saw each other. The last time was during my leaving do in Amsterdam. He definitely has changed during that period but playfully lamented my physical features have remained the same. It was late evening so we headed out to dinner where I tucked into steak, beans and rice.


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    The Brazilian national fizzy drink


    Day 2 – São Paulo


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    Art exhibition within a shopping mall dedicated to the great Formula 1 driver, Aryton Senna, who hailed from São Paulo and who was killed in the San Marino Grand Prix in 1994.


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    São Paulo Museum of Modern Art.


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    Liberdade – essentially Japantown in São Paulo. The city has the highest Japanese population outside of Japan.


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    A Japanese restaurant in Liberdade.


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    Graffiti art in Liberdade


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    Stopping for a coffee inside this quaint cafe in Liberdade.


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    One of the many pictures adorning the wall.


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    Museum of Japanese Immigration in São Paulo


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    A paulistano (São Paulo local) posing for the camera


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    São Paulo Cathedral in downtown


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    Day 3 – Foz do Iguaçu

    We took a flight with the national budget airline, Gol, to Foz do Iguaçu which is the nearest city to the Iguaçu Falls on the Brazilian side. It is a small city with a population of around half a million so there isn’t that much to see.


    Day 4 – Foz do Iguaçu


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    Bus heading to the Iguaçu Falls. Upon arrival at the National Park and after paying for admission you are ferried on another bus to the Falls.


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    First sighting of the Iguaçu Falls


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    The National Park is also home to the giant ant eaters. This one made a grab for my bag. And then attempted to snatch a woman’s handbag.

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    The Devil’s Throat – mouth of the Falls - straight ahead.


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    You can get very wet on the walkway. My camera got completely drenched.


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    The ant eaters like to congregate in the food court area for obvious reasons. There was a hilarious moment when a screaming girl was being chased by a pack of ant eaters after sniffing food in her bag. Cornered, she threw something out of her bag and ran off while the ant eaters tore apart a packet of…popcorn!


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    The Devil’s Throat. The Iguaçu Falls are truly a Natural Wonder of the World…easily eclipse the Niagara Falls for sheer majesty.


    Day 5 – Puerto Iguazú

    We took the bus to the border with Argentina, cleared Immigration and waited for another bus to transport us to Puerto Iguazú, a much smaller town with a population of around 30,000. Puerto Iguazú is the closest town to the Falls on the Argentinean side and is a lot more charming.
     

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    Waiting for a bus to the Iguazú Falls in Puerto Iguazú (nearest town on the Argentinean side). Works of art right beside the bus stop.


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    Upon arrival and admission, one is transported to the Falls by train.


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    Walking trail to the Devil’s Throat of the Iguazú Falls.


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    First sighting of the Falls


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    The Devil’s Throat, mouth of the Iguazú Falls


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    One gets even more drenched on the Argentinean side as the view is closer but it is well worth it!


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    I could stay at the Iguazú Falls the entire day just immersing into the serene and tranquil sounds of the flowing water. 


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    National Park officers keeping watch


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    On the Argentinean side, inside of ant eaters there are hordes of butterflies.


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    Marcel being attacked by one!

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    Birds are the other wildlife to inhabit the National Park


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    Relaxing in a cafe


    Day 6 – Puerto Iguazú

    We decided to stay another night in the town as Marcel was suffering a massive hangover from drinking too many caipirinhas at the town’s only nightclub, Club Libre. A stage was being erected in the centre for live music on a Saturday night.


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    Night time in Puerto Iguazú


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    Just like in Brazil, Argentineans love their meat. Ribs, steaks, sausages and chicken being flame-grilled.


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    We ordered ribs! On a sizzling hot plate!


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    Washed down with Argentinean beer!

    What I discovered was that all the savoury foods in both Brazil and Argentina contain a higher level of salt than I am used to. My blood pressure was sure to be doubled! No, make that triple due to the huge amount of gorgeous women since my arrival in South America!


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    Heading back to our hotel.


    The Blonde Guy

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off too.”

    The Blonde Guy opened his lunch and said, “Polony again! If I get a polony sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw burritos, and jumped too.

    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the polony and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

    The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realise he hated burritos so much.”

    Everyone turned and stared at the Blonde Guy’s wife. She said, “He made his own bloody sandwiches so fuck him.”


    Barbie Table Football


June 21, 2009


  • What Is Wrong With Xanga?

    I’d tried uploading photos from my Brazilian trip and almost immediately they appear as “image not found”. Reuploading several times produced the same results during the last few days. I also noticed that all my photos uploaded and posted before 2006 are no longer there! WTF is going on?!  

    Maybe it’s time to move on. As my blog has become more travel-related and a lot of xangans I know or subscribe to no longer blog, I’d been thinking of migrating to another blogging site with the emphasis on travel. Three sites have piqued my interest: Travelblog.org, Travelpod, and GetJealous. Now all I have to do is decide. Will you join me on my new adventure if I decide to pursue it?

     

June 14, 2009


  • iPhone 3GS or Nokia N97?

    So the contract for my current mobile, the Sony Ericsson K750i, expires at the end of the month and I’d been thinking whether it’s time to upgrade to a smartphone? The two in question that have piqued my interest are the new iPhone 3GS and the Nokia N97. Both will be released later this month and both don’t come cheap.

     

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    Apple have finally updated their latest iPhone with enhanced features that are standard on most mobiles: 3 megapixel camera (but still no flash), Bluetooth, MMS capability, cut, copy and paste. But it still cannot play the standard AVI format so it needs to be converted into MP4 which can be a hassle. There would be no allowance for spontaneity to dump a film or TV show onto the iPhone for viewing at the spur of the moment.  

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    The Nokia N97, however, can play the AVI format. And it is equipped with the excellent Carl Zeiss lens on their 5MP camera. It even has a keyboard that slides out though that might add unwanted thickness to the handset. And I doubt the Symbian OS is anywhere as sleek and reliable as the Apple OS.    



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    Or I can forget paying a premium and a higher monthly tariff for either handset, and opt for the new Sony Ericsson W995 Walkman phone which I can get for free on my current tariff plan. The W995 is equipped with a 8MP camera. Decisions, decisions…


    Let’s Hope It’s A Prototype!

    Marvel released a still from the upcoming Iron Man 2 film: Mickey Rourke as villian Whiplash in Iron Man 2. Let’s hope the weaponry is a prototype (obviously based on the Iron Man technology) before progressing to a more polished armour. Let’s face it, it looks complete shite.

    The excitement barometer is bordering on minimal. What will ramp it up is a photo of Scarlett Johansson in her skin-tight Black Widow costume. Why don’t the marketing department release that instead?!


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    Finally, the last of the pics before I start working on the Brazilian ones. I know, I know. It took me long enough.


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    My birthday was spent at Disneyland Hong Kong which is rather small. Especially compared to the behemoth that is DisneyWorld in Orlando.


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    Lion King show


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    High School Musical…run!


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    Fireworks before closing time

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    En route to the Monastery of 10,000 Buddhas


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    Chinese New Year at the IFC shopping Mall


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    If you were a first time visitor to Hong Kong arriving on a Sunday and stumbled upon this, you would be forgiven for thinking that hordes of homeless people camp out on the walkways outside the IFC.


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    In reality, nearly the entire Flippina (correct spelling) population in Hong Kong have their day off on Sundays. They consist of mostly domestic workers (maid & babysitter), menial workers and prostitutes. Yes, some prostitutes attend church and no, I do not know any and if you must know, this information originated from reliable sources. After attending church in the morning, the pinays mostly converge into Central on Hong Kong Island to socialise and catch-up. 


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    I’d always wondered why Central was the preferred destination and now I discovered the answer. I’d stumbled upon this plaza housing Flippino businesses specialising in postal service, money transfer, Flippino entertainment, fashion and just about everything else. And it was heaving. The experience felt like being trapped in a shopping mall full of women clothing stores during the sales. Luckily I’d managed to escape unscathed for the bright lights of Lan Kwai Fong.


    Sexual Position

    Laura and Bob decide to try a 69er. Bob didn’t know what it is so Laura decided to show him. She tells Bob to lie on the floor and she sits on top. Laura is about to start when she farts.

    “Oops, sorry”, she says and tries again.

    When Laura farts again, Bob jumps up and storms out. Laura yells, “Where are you going?”

    Bob replies, “I’ll be fucked if I’m hanging around for another 67 of those!”


    Finally Graduated


June 9, 2009

  • Air France Plane Debris Found

    The Brazilian Navy recovered a tail section of Flight 447 that crashed over the Atlantic in addition to 24 bodies already found.

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    What most of you don’t know is that I am keeping a contiguous tab on the unfolding events because my return flight was the exact one but on the following day of the disaster. All it takes is a change in weather conditions and it could well have been my flight that disappearred from the radar instead. There were some understandably anxious faces when my flight hit some strong turbulence shortly after takeoff. 

May 30, 2009


  • Oi!

    That´s Brazilian Portuguese for ´Hi`. I´m currently in Brazil, Rio to be exact. I´d already been to Sao Paulo, Foz do Iguaçu, Puerto Iguazu in Argentina, Curibita and now Rio. My first night in Rio was spent hitting a bar/club with his friend at 10pm; met a couple of guys from London & Chicago; went with two locals (friend had left) to a bar with live music where I was the only foreigner; partied at one of the locals´ apartment; staggered 45 mins (had spent my cash) along Copacabana Beach to Ipanema back to the hotel, watched the sun rise and encountered two flirtatious transvestites on the way; reached my hotel; ate breakfast; hit the sack at 8am. I love this place! 

    I don´t know when I will be posting entries on the Brazilian trip as I still haven´t finished posting the Asian trip!

    I will reply to your comments from my last post when I return.

     

May 17, 2009


  • D’oh!

    It’s been two years since I’d last logged into my Flickr account and when I did, there was a message from an Australian travel company requesting permission to use one of my photos for their travel brochure. Obviously, it was way too late to grant that permission… oh well.


    Asia Trip – 14th-26th January 2009

    Yeah, still at it…

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    At Carnegie’s Bar (also one in Hong Kong) watching the inauguration of Barack Obama. A proud American bought champagne for everyone in the bar. Luckily for him it was a slow night, there were only about 12 customers.


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    Girl band performing in public

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    All girl dance crew


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    One of Taipei’s famous restaurants, Din Tai Fung.


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    “Ticket number 24, your table is ready.”

    “Ugh, your ear-grating voice is giving me a headache.”

    The staff can speak Japanese and Korean as huge numbers of them flock for the dumplings. The universal English is spoken too.


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    Chefs preparing and steaming Din Tai Fung’s world famous dumplings.


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    The famous dumplings. There are Din Tai Fung branches in Japan, China, Singapore, South Korea, Malaysia, Australia, Hong Kong, Indonesia and California. I’d tried the one in Hong Kong but the dumplings do not taste as good as the originals in Taipei.


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    Chicken soup, dumplings, vegetables…more yet to come.


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    What a great name for a clothing store.


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    Ice Monster desserts!


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    My two favourite foods – fruit and ice cream – what a fantastic combination!


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    These booths are peppered around the city for you to drop your purchase receipts to enter a draw. The prize money is donated to a charity of your choice.


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    Wistaria Tea House, a Taipei historical site.


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    One of the tea rooms


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    And another.


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    The first step in brewing tea.


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    The art of making fine tea…notice no tea bags in sight.


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    The cups and tea pot need to be cleansed with boiling water after each round to ensure a fuller and uninterrupted flavour.


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    A dog constructed of mobile phones at Taipei airport.


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    A dog constructed of green bottles at Taipei airport.


    Older Women Are So Reasonable

    After being married for 30 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Thirty years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year-old girl.”

    “Now I have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $65,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV but I’m sleeping with a 55 year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year-old girl and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.


    Kid In The Wrong Place

     

May 7, 2009

  • Wow

    Has it really been a month since my last update?

    I wonder if I will ever get back into the groove?


    Asia Trip – 14th-26th January 2009

    Taipei

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    National Concert Hall

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    Girl practising her dance moves outside the National Concert Hall.

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    Tutor teaching her pupil how to tango outside the National Concert Hall.

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    Dance crew warming up outside the National Concert Hall.

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    Dance crew rehearsing outside the National Concert Hall.

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    Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall – he was the leader of the Chinese Nationalists who fled to Taiwan after their defeat by Mao’s Communists.

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    View from Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall

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    Statue of Chiang Kai-shek

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    Inside the Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall.

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    Inside the Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall.

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    Car used by Chiang Kai-shek.

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    View of the Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall in the background.

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    Longshan Temple – built in 1738 and dedicated to Guanyin, the Goddess of Mercy.

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    Interesting character sitting outside Longshan Temple.

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    District of Ximending – accessible via Ximen MRT. Ximending is the Taiwanese equivalent of Shibuya in Tokyo.

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    Street food in Ximending.

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    If you have been to Shibuya, you know what to expect in Ximending. If you haven’t, the area is mostly populated by hordes of teenagers.

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    I’d noticed this stand-out guy just planted on the spot for about an hour. Is he an undercover cop on the lookout for paedophiles or is he a paedophile? Directly across him stood two men also stationary in acute observation.

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    The fashionable youth of Taiwan follow the trend set by the Japanese.

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    Dusk in Ximending

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    Taipei 101 – the tallest skyscraper in the world.

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    Outside Taipei 101

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    Outside Taipei 101 

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    Inside the shopping mall of Taipei 101

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    Locals sleeping the food court in the basement of Taipei 101 shopping mall.

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    Top floor of Taipei 101 shopping mall.

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    On the whole I’d found Taipei 101 rather disappointing.

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    Advertising crisps. 

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    Shopping district near Taipei 101 


    What A Lawyer

    The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a Salvation Army volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

    The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, “Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community through the Salvation Army?”

    The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, “First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?”

    Embarrassed, the Salvation Army rep mumbles, “Uh… no, I didn’t know that.”

    “Secondly,” says the lawyer, “did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?”

    The stricken Salvation Army rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

    “Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister’s husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?”

    The humiliated Salvation Army rep, completely beaten, says, “I’m so sorry, I had no idea.”

    And the lawyer says, “So…if I didn’t give any money to them, what the fuck makes you think I’d give any to you?”


     
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April 13, 2009


  • Are Netbooks Worth It?

    Instead of purchasing a iPod Touch for travelling purposes, my mind wandered to the portability and convenience of a netbook. A netbook is essentially a mini-notebook with reduced processing power and specifications designed primarily for net browsing. The monitor screens come in either 8.9 or 10.2 inches and the netbooks weigh between 1 to 1.3kg. Some netbooks are powerful enough to run various applications with battery life lasting up to 6 hours, and that is the clincher.

    Imagine flying long haul on an aircraft that doesn’t offer individual in-flight entertainment, a netbook will be a saviour. If WiFi is available then surfing the net would be a breeze. And transferring photos direct to the netbook for immediate processing should (hopefully) speed up posting on here. 

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    From my research the best 10.2 inch netbook is the Samsung NC10. 

     

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    And the best 8.9 inch netbook is the Acer Aspire One.


    The only blip is whether I need another gadget as I have accumulated enough junk?


    Asia Trip – 14th-26th January 2009

    Taipei: The Night Markets


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    Raohe Street Night Market – Taipei is famous for its street food and Raohe is one of the best places to try it.

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    This stall is immensely popular for its buns.


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     The buns being prepared.


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    The buns cooked and quite delicious.


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     Pork stew/soup…tasty. Seriously.


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    These people agree as they tuck in.

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    Deep fried mushrooms being prepared.

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    Mushrooms deep fried.

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     Mushrooms ready.

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    Facial exfoliation by thread.

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     Ice cream pancake.

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     Ice cream of various flavours.

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    Dried poultry.

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    Takoyaki – octopus balls

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    Taiwanese mango cake.

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    Shilin Night Market – the biggest in Taipei.

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    Stinky tofu. Some people actually like this pungent delicacy.

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    Hwashi Night Market

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    Kids and adults alike enjoying the games.

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    Street food.

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     Pork galore.

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    Entrance to Snake Alley.

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    Snakes were kept captive in a cage at the entrance of this establishment.

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     Kind of like battery snake, kept alive until they are cooked in soup and their blood mixed with rice wine.

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    Ready-made snake soup.

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     It’s the old cliché: it taste like chicken! The black pod is the snake’s heart.

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     I think this python snake is only for show and not for culinary purposes.

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    This particular establishment serve mice as a delicacy.



    Acronyms 

    Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.

    While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

    The first guy says, “I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know… ”Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”

    The second guy says, “I’m a D.I.N.K.Y., you know…”Double Income, No Kids Yet. “

    The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B., you know…”Rich, Urban, Biker. “

    The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know…”Double Income, Little Dog Owner.”

    They turn to the woman and ask her.

    ”What are you?”

    She replies: “I’m a WIFE, you know…”Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”


    Lost Cat


     

March 18, 2009


  • Battlestar Galactica At The United Nations

    One of the finest shows to ever grace the television screen will finally end this Friday evening in North America. Battlestar Galactica, the 21st Century reimagining of the camp 20th Century show about a rag-tag convoy of human survivors escaping extinction from the robotic Cylons they created. The show deserves a wider audience but remains confined to a niche demographic due to its science-fiction backdrop. If you haven’t seen it, I urge you to start as it contains some of the best writing and characters on a television show on a par with The Sopranos and The Wire as it interweaves modern topics into its multiple storylines. I’d even converted several of my workmates who dislike sci-fi into becoming avid fans, especially of Grace Park.     

    This article, from the Get The Big Picture website, is a little late but highlights the significance of the show on modern pop-culture:


    Can all the world’s problems be solved by watching Sci-Fi Channel? The United Nations
    apparently thinks that’s a good place to start, and will host a Battlestar Galactica retrospective and panel discussion on Tuesday to shed light on how the Emmy-winning show has handled such issues as human rights and reconciliation, terrorism, faith, children and warfare, and dialogue among civilizations.

    The show will be represented at the UN by stars Mary McDonnell and Edward James Olmos, and producers Ronald D. Moore and David Eick. The panel will also consist of Radhika Coomaraswamy, special representative of the Secretary-General for Children and Armed Conflict, Robert Orr, assistant secretary-general for policy planning, executive office of the Secretary-General, and Craig Mokhiber, deputy director of the New York office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights.

    This is tied into the show’s series finale, which airs three days after the UN event, and because it’s not at Comic Con but rather at the United Nations, the panel will not be open to the general public. However, Sci-Fi Network says that it will be recorded and a complete transcript will be available online “when the content becomes available.”

    And as if this weren’t already plenty out of the ordinary, the panel will be moderated by Whoopi Goldberg, who, of course, engages in UN-level discussions of world events everyday with Joy Behar and Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

    The first inclination might be to laugh this off as a slow day at the United Nations, but since most countries in the world can’t figure out how to handle these topics individually or collectively, why not open it up? Isn’t any alternate idea worth hearing?


    Being an occasional blogger these days renders me a late arrival on subjects of current events. The furore over Miley Cyrus’ facetious slanted-eye picture has all but blown over as the focus quickly shifted to her near-exposed boobs while she was out jogging.

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    I’d just wanted to post this comment which was swiftly removed from the TMZ website during the breakout of Cyrus’ ill-advised photo pose:

    43. Oh, lighten up people!!!
    Geez–I’m SICK of this PC World we live in now.
    It’s no big freak’n deal. Kids are being kids.
    ..and there’s a chink in the photo anyway.
    Posted at 8:30PM on Feb 2nd 2009 by moxy

    Being Asian, I’d found moxy’s ignoramus and pinpoint observation to be mildly amusing.    


    Asia Trip – 14th-26th January

    Wow, I am being pretty late with posting the pictures from my last trip. One reason is discovering a couple of people on similiar networks stealing other people’s photos, making slight adjustments and passing them off as their own work. It’s almost impossible to fail-safe any photo on the internet these days. Lowering the resolution and watermarking all resized photos does provide a degree of protection.


    Macau 
      

    I’m dispensing with the usual chronological order in favour of structuring the trip by destination.


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    Inside the Venetian Hotel and Casino where we stayed.


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    Canal inside the Venetian.


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    Female gondolier: “You took your time. Get on board and do some work for a change.”

    Male gondolier: “Shadupyourface or I will shut it for you.”

    Photographer: “Oh shit, I’d forgot to delete that photo I’d took of the girl in the shower. Phew.”

    Father to his son: “So when the boat moves further down I’ll throw you into the water and we’ll see how far you can swim.”


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    A Chinese gondolier!


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    “I hate this job…”


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    Not sure what or who he’s supposed to be.


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    Chinese New Year celebratory decorations on Leal Senado Square.


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    The Grand Lisboa Hotel and Casino.


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    Inside the Grand Lisboa Hotel and Casino.


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    Exhibition inside the Grand Lisboa Hotel and Casino.


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    Look at the meticulous detail of the craft-work.


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    This one is carved in jade.


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    Real gold? Probably not.


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    At the reception of the Grand Lisboa.


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    Another exhibition at the Grand Lisboa.


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    Copying the Bellagio’s famous fountain show in Las Vegas at the Wynn.


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    Inside the Wynn Hotel and Casino.


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    Inside the Wynn Hotel and Casino.


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    Waiting for the show inside the Wynn Hotel and Casino.


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    The dragon basically emerges, rotates around a couple of times and…that’s it. Pretty lame.


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    MGM Grand. The building isn’t as grand as that of the one in Vegas.


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    But the interior of the smaller MGM Grand in Macau is better than of its sister in Vegas.


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    Inside the MGM Grand.


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    Inside the MGM Grand.


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    Inside the MGM Grand.


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    Cafe at the MGM Grand.


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    Sumptuous desserts.


    Air Travel

    All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight a ‘safety lecture’ and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

    1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, ‘People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!’

    2.. On a Continental Flight with a very ‘senior’ flight attendant crew, the pilot said, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.’

    3. On landing, the stewardess said, ‘Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.

    4. ‘There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane’

    5. ‘Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.’

    6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: ‘Whoa, big fella. WHOA!’

    7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, ‘Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.’

    8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: ‘Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.’

    9. ‘In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.’

    10. ‘Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.’

    11. ‘Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.’

    12. ‘As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.’

    13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: ‘Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!’

    14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, ‘That was quite a bump, and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendant’s fault, it was the asphalt.’

    15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate!’

    16. Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: ‘We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.’

    17. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a ‘Thanks for flying our airline.’ He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, ‘Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?’ ‘Why, no, Ma’am,’ said the pilot. ‘What is it?’ The little old lady said, ‘Did we land, or were we shot down?’

    18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.’

    19. Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: ‘We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today and, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of US Airways.’

    20. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light ‘em, you can smoke ‘em.’

    21. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!’ Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’ A passenger in Coach yelled, ‘That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine.’


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